Thoughts

I am not a normal person! What is this normal jiggy me tig anyways?

The average women is 5'4" [well I'm screwed at the first hurdle at 5'10.5"!]
With a 38D chest![Maybe my arse would fit into that cus my chesticles have no chance!];
She also has 34" waist [dam i'm too waist...ed at substantially less than that];
With a 40.5" hips [those trousers would be more 'trouser down Brown' than anything];
With an IQ of 100 [Mine is 130; too smart according to statistics ... pah].

So who is normal? No-one ... well maybe somebody is ... but I for one am most definitely not!

Be Proud To Be Different...

"To resist is to piss in the wind
Anyone who does will end up smelling
Knowing this, why do I defy?
Because my inner voice is yelling
There is a fist pressing against anyone who thinks something compelling
Our intuit we're taught to deny
And our soul we're told is for selling
Get out from under them
Resist and multiply!
Get out from under precipice and see the sky!
Get out from under them
Resist, unlearn, defy!
Get out from under precipice and see the sky!"
[Out From Under by Incubus]

Well that's a few of today's thoughts 'til tomorrow! If there is a tomorrow, what if it all ends tonight:


1.Have you fed the dishes?
2.Have you watered the cat?

And Most Importantly ...

3.Have you packed an emergency apocalypse bag?

If You answered NO to any of them call 0800-00P513 .. We will answer with incomprehensible gook!